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Post by steelcowboy on Nov 9, 2011 21:58:39 GMT 1
nice to have you back you daft cock
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Post by tigerpants on Nov 17, 2011 21:32:14 GMT 1
the wife asked me what i was doing on the computer last night i said looking for cheap flights she said love you then unzipped wy trousers and gave me the best blow job ever ,which suprised me as she no interest in darts ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by budnudd on Nov 17, 2011 23:27:53 GMT 1
F@cking brilliant Mackie!!! I love these gags! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by tigerpants on Nov 26, 2011 10:04:47 GMT 1
three blondes are walking in the woods , they come across some tracks ,1st one says i think these are deer tracks 2nd one says no definitley not these are fox tracks 3rd one says no your wrong these are badger tracks , sadley while they are aguing they where killed by the train ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by tigerpants on Dec 2, 2011 20:54:02 GMT 1
im 25 years in to my marrage and now im starting to get erection difficulties and wont make love to the wife no more she bought me some viagra ive bought her a tread mill the fat thingy ;D ;D
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Post by tigerpants on Dec 2, 2011 20:54:54 GMT 1
aghhhh joke spoiler on i 4 got dohhh
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Post by tigerpants on Dec 2, 2011 20:55:39 GMT 1
shud ave sed foooker
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Post by tigerpants on Dec 17, 2011 9:58:09 GMT 1
mary recentley lost her husband she brought his ashes back and poured himout on the patio table , whilst tracing her fingers through them she began talking to him , you know that fur coat you promised me well i got it with the insurance money i got the new car too also that emerald necklace dot that too well remember that blow job i promised you well " get fooking ready ;D ;D ;D
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Post by tigerpants on Jan 4, 2012 14:32:07 GMT 1
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Post by waterlicked on Jan 10, 2012 12:22:20 GMT 1
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told my wife that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 3 A.M., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh thingy,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted ;D ;D ;D
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Post by HatMan on Jan 10, 2012 22:48:50 GMT 1
;D keep em coming lads
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Post by tigerpants on Jan 12, 2012 19:19:08 GMT 1
So during sex you burn as many calories as if you run 8 kilometers who the foook runs 8 kilometers in 30seconds? ?? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by tigerpants on Jan 14, 2012 18:53:59 GMT 1
the wife came home witha shar pei bitch puppy ,shes horrible thing with roll after roll of fat and big slobbery mouth , the puppys real cute tho ;D ;D
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Post by waterlicked on Feb 16, 2012 16:17:30 GMT 1
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery. "How long will he be on crutches?" she asked. "Crutches???" the doctor asked "Well, yes," the woman said "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?" ;D ;D
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Post by tigerpants on Feb 17, 2012 23:25:53 GMT 1
the new bird said to me that a small penis should not affect our sex life , she may be right buti prefer if she didnt have one
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