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Post by maci on Jun 28, 2010 19:03:17 GMT 1
;D the met office have just issued a server weather warning apparantley theres a great shower of thingy comming from south africa
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Post by jimmyfisher on Jul 5, 2010 12:44:19 GMT 1
got to admire emile heskey he has a disasterous world cup,comes home ,puts a frock on and wins the womens title at wimbledon ;D ;D
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Post by maci on Jul 5, 2010 22:35:10 GMT 1
i surveyed 100 women to ask them what shampoo do they use when showering 98% said how the thingy did you get in here ;D ;D ;D
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Post by HatMan on Jul 5, 2010 22:36:24 GMT 1
Good one Maci ;D ;D
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Post by maci on Jul 12, 2010 19:30:34 GMT 1
whats ashley cole and raoul moat got in common? both no longer mess around in a geordie bush ;D ;D ;D
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Post by maci on Jul 15, 2010 20:02:26 GMT 1
just got chucked out off the local mosque during prayers thingy me i love leap frog ;D ;D
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Post by maci on Jul 26, 2010 20:02:10 GMT 1
a man on our of western america asked a native american why he called his wife five horses , nag nag nag nag nag siad the man ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Aug 11, 2010 20:28:17 GMT 1
hubby says to wife what would you do if i won the lottery she said take half the money and divorce you he said theres a fiver now thingy off
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Post by Darren on Aug 11, 2010 21:26:05 GMT 1
hubby says to wife what would you do if i won the lottery she said take half the money and divorce you he said theres a fiver now thingy off ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jimmyfisher on Aug 11, 2010 21:54:21 GMT 1
whats green and got 500 eyes ...................................................................................................a tree in pakistan ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Aug 11, 2010 22:31:44 GMT 1
pfrom the space station pakistan looks like a bowl off coco pops ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Aug 11, 2010 22:54:41 GMT 1
the wife hates my new after shave ,its called cloriform and it gives her a sore head and arse
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Post by mackie on Aug 31, 2010 19:45:51 GMT 1
i got british red cross at our house today asking if i can help with the floods in pakistan ,i said i will try but the hose pipe only go to the bottom of me garden ;D
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Post by jimmyfisher on Sept 23, 2010 15:52:07 GMT 1
pope gets shot on his visit to the uk,and is rushed to hospital,on the way to theatre he whispers to the nurse am i in heaven.....nurse replys no were just taking a short cut through the childrens ward ;D
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Post by jimmyfisher on Sept 23, 2010 15:55:59 GMT 1
irishman applies for a job re-shoeing horses at the local stables,the interviewer asks him have you ever shoed a horse.....no says the irishman ,but i once told a donkey to thingy off
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