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Post by mackie on Sept 29, 2010 12:37:00 GMT 1
just bought our lass a new puppy for her bday its black with a small white patch on it so she called it bradford ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Oct 1, 2010 6:22:43 GMT 1
scientists have just discovered a human jaw bone that is over 2 million years old .......... they belive it belong to a woman as its still fucking moving! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Oct 11, 2010 17:25:35 GMT 1
got two spare tickets for that new comedy club that just opened i cant make it does any body want them there for the kop end ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Oct 15, 2010 10:47:09 GMT 1
2 men having a beer one said bugger it iam divorcing the wife she hasnt spoken to me for 5 months , other said think about it idiot ; ; good women like that are hard to find ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Nov 8, 2010 21:02:40 GMT 1
nintendo have just brought out a new game where a 10yr old kid runs round glasgow smashing cars,stabbing people and robbing houses it called wi bastarb ;D
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Post by mackie on Nov 24, 2010 21:34:04 GMT 1
got home from work to day, the wifes stood there in a little pvc number fish nets, high heels she handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down and relax and when she comes back she will give me what she does best , i cant wait i fucking love sheperds pie! ;D ;D
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Post by riddler on Nov 25, 2010 0:03:11 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D lmfho!!!
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Post by mackie on Nov 30, 2010 21:11:11 GMT 1
just got home from work to find all the windows open and doors open i go inside to find every thing gone nothing left at all , what sick thingy does that to a advent calender?
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Post by mackie on Dec 5, 2010 20:21:31 GMT 1
we wher so poor in our house that if you didnt wake up with a hard on on xmas day you had thingy all to play wiv ;D ;D
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Post by riddler on Dec 9, 2010 9:33:11 GMT 1
A couple on their honeymoon had gone to bed when he confessed to her that he is colour blind, she replied " yo sure is honey"
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Post by snipenose on Dec 10, 2010 20:31:42 GMT 1
i,m sick of double standards in our house.....wife comes home with a rampant rabbit;and she,s a naughty girl who needs a good seeing to....but when i order a mains powered fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated areshole and free self-cleaning attachment then i,m some sort of sick thingy!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jimmyfisher on Dec 11, 2010 19:48:20 GMT 1
whenever im giving my girlfriend anal,her arse starts squeaking .......................its ok its her ring tone ;D ;D
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Post by mackie on Dec 12, 2010 19:41:48 GMT 1
nurse finds a mental patient rubbing his cock between 2 biscuits she screams whatin heavens name are you doing , he replys am fucking crackers
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Post by mackie on Dec 12, 2010 19:49:52 GMT 1
a muslim has been caught shagging a sheep in wales, when questioned he said it was islamb and could do what he fucking likes!
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Post by mackie on Dec 12, 2010 19:51:23 GMT 1
hey up i found a way to stop the wife sucking her thumb ==== i drew a cock on it ;D
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